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Just In Case You Weren’t Sufficiently Panicked

A former member of the UK’s Ministry of Defense warns us that aliens could attack at any time.

For the record, the following things can now kill you at any time:

  • Aliens
  • Illegal Aliens
  • Global Warming
  • Nuclear Winter
  • al-Qaeda
  • Al Roker
  • Fast Food
  • Undercooked Food
  • SUVs
  • George Clooney’s Ego
  • Republicans
  • Democrats
  • Asteroids
  • Hemorrhoids

Thank you, and remember, if you’re not defecating yourself in constant fear, you’re not paying attention.

UPDATE: And let me add to that list KILLER JAPANESE ROBOTS WITH A TASTE FOR HUMAN FLESH!

2 responses to “Just In Case You Weren’t Sufficiently Panicked”

  1. Nicq MacDonald says:

    That’s cute, but I’m waiting for the 20-foot tall version with Hellfire missile capability. You know there’s a team of engineers working on one at Toyota’s R&D facilities as I type this, right?

  2. Erica says:

    Power-armor suits that transform into motorcycles would be so much cooler. Thank you, Robotech.