A former member of the UK’s Ministry of Defense warns us that aliens could attack at any time.
For the record, the following things can now kill you at any time:
- Illegal Aliens
- Global Warming
- Nuclear Winter
- Al Roker
- Fast Food
- Undercooked Food
- George Clooney’s Ego
Thank you, and remember, if you’re not defecating yourself in constant fear, you’re not paying attention.
UPDATE: And let me add to that list KILLER JAPANESE ROBOTS WITH A TASTE FOR HUMAN FLESH!