Crappers of the future!

The BBC is reporting on the next generation of smart toilets! Said one researcher – "We want to see what a toilet can do if you introduce modern technology to it." My guess is that it will cause your ass to crash. Perhaps we’ll see the Microsoft Intellitoilet- then again last thing I want to see is a Blue Bowl of Death. Of course, it still won’t contain half the crap that Windoze XP does!