Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Conservatism But Couldn’t Ask Because Of Leftist Bias

As the start of a new school year dawns it become inevitable that the question "Why are you a conservative? Don’t you know that conservatives are evil, seal-clubbing, women-hating, racist, and insensitive? Did I mention that they’re evil?" arises. Of course, none of those adjectives are true, and are products of a concerted effort by a cabal of liberal elites to remove any opposition to the accumulation of their power…. well, I’m getting ahead of myself.

The great conservative writer and humorist P.J. O’Roarke does a much better job than I could at Explaining Conservatism To Your Squishy Liberal Friends. O’Roarke manages to squeeze the essence of conservatism into something that anyone can understand. Read it, and get the real deal on what conservatism is about.