Pretzels – The Next Terrorist Weapon?

President Bush has an unfortunate incident involving a fainting spell caused by choking on a pretzel today in the White House. (Fortunately the President only recieved a small bruise from the incident and was given a clean bill of health by White House physicians.) The Democrats in Congress should immediately propose that all workers who handle pretzels from their baking to delivery to handling in the stores should be federalized immediately to prevent further acts of food-based terrorism.