Marx Would Be Proud

It appears as the Minneapolis (Red) Star-Tribune is at it again. This article about a number of crows in Minneapolis this gem of a segment can be found:

A woman named Lynne said she initially welcomed crows moving into her neighborhood. "I think them to be handsome, forthright, yet mysterious," she wrote. "They have an arrogance that I really quite like in a bird. . . .But my pleasure in their huge and raucous lobbying of my back yard was disturbed when I read somewhere recently that crows take over a neighborhood from other birds. They are, in the aviary world, like gangsters… Like Capitalists."

Excuse me? Someone needs to send this moron a copy of The Road To Serfdom, some Milton Freedman, and the complete works of Ayn Rand.

Thanks to Andrew Sullivan for pointing this out.