Oops…

This item appeared in the UK Guardian (a very left-wing paper):

Ann Widdecombe: an apology.
In an item yesterday, we referred disapprovingly to a remark made by Ms Widdecombe to my so-called rival on the Telegraph, concerning a male acquaintance going to "pussy heaven." We now accept that Ms Widdecombe was in fact referring to her cat, Carruthers, who recently passed away. We are greatly distressed by this misunderstanding.

Thanks to Andrew Sullivan for that one…