Selling Out

Since my contract with the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy™ isn’t quite
enough to pay the bills, I’ve brought out a line of conservative, capitalist
merchandise. You can choose from
"Conservative With Attitude"
gear, or
"I Love Capitalism"
gear. There’s a wide variety of items, from
T-Shirts to mugs to coasters available for purchase. So go ahead and help support
war profiteering bloggers by visiting the store!

Oh, and if you take your picture with any of these products, I’ll put it up on the
site. Get a picture of someone famous with any of these products and I’ll send
you something cool. Get a picture of Hillary Clinton with one of these products
and I’ll donate an organ to you. (NOTE: You probably don’t want my liver…)