"Has anyone unknown to you asked you to carry an item on this flight?"
Yes, I’m supposed to carry this vibrating suitcase full of anthrax and C4 for Ahmed. Yeah, he’s the guy back there in the turban – the one who’s ululating and calling for the death of Israel…
"Have any of the items you are traveling with been out of your immediate control since the time you packed them?"
Nope, the bomb’s right where I packed it.
Finally,
those idiotic questions may no longer be asked of travellers..
