Some are suggesting that a series of random
shootings near Washington DC and a shooting at the UN might be related to terrorism. (Although personally I have my doubts…)
Still, if this is terrorism, what these terrorists have forgotten is this is frickin’ America. To quote from the great Married With Children, we invented random violence. Then again, if they tried anything like that in a state with concealed-carry laws chances are they’d have to be identified via DNA records – especially if they tried it in Texas.
