You Realize You’re A Batchelor When…

…you discover that you have five corkscrews, yet no can opener…

One thought on “You Realize You’re A Batchelor When…

  1. Jay, you’re not a bachelor yet. You’re a bachelor when you realize that it’s more convenient to eat food directly from the can it came in.

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