Would Michael Jackson Please Just Go Away?

For the record, I don’t give a pair of fetid dingos kidneys about the whole Michael Jackson molestation saga. With all that’s going on the world – anothing bombing in Istanbul, Bush and Blair’s summit in the UK, events in Iraq, and other far more interesting topics for journalistic investigation, the very last thing I care about is some freakish gorgon and his bizarre sexual goings-on. This explains why I rarely pay attention to TV news these days.