As A Service To My Lefty Readers

Coming up with cliched leftist cant can be very tiring, which is where this handy tool comes in. Just hit the button and it spews out a pile of dogmatic cliches the way the left likes them – with no need to think. For instance:

It is quite remarkable that the appropriation of Arab resources is solid evidence of the predatory imperialist aims outlined by the crypto-fascist Project for a New American Century. As Norman Mailer pointed out, the influence of Leo Strauss represents the repudiation of international law in order to bring about the result of a pre-fascist atmosphere in America. On the other hand, the American state, with its unelected president, venal Supreme Court, silent Congress, gutted Bill of Rights and compliant media brings forth the final subjugation of the Middle East, beginning with the $90bn invasion of Iraq. Nevertheless, Donald Rumsfeld’s worldview leads our attention to the essential Western imperial interests.

Or:

It is not heartening that the deal between the Department of Defense and Halliburton unit Kellogg, Brown & Root can be regarded as the police state which has come to pass. As Norman Mailer pointed out, the Pax Americana of the future brings about the resurgence of White Supremacist ideologies. It appears that Colin Powell’s parade of lies represents the repudiation of international law in order to bring about the final subjugation of the Middle East, beginning with the $90bn invasion of Iraq. Clearly, Bush’s argument for war provides a pretext for this calamity brought to us by a horrific onslaught, known as Shock and Awe.

This baby’ll put Kos out of business in no time.