Russian “scientists” are claiming to have found the wreck of an alien spaceship in Siberia near the site of the 1908 Tunguska explosion. The wreck was apparently found next to a 50kg rock and a large collection of empty vodka bottles…
UPDATE: Howard Dean has said that it’s all a right-wing conspiracy to keep people’s minds away from the fact that George W. Bush enjoys eating kittens…
UPDATE: …try to get John Kerry on the line…tell him he’s about to copulate with a creature from outer space. Unless there are billionaire hieresses in outer space, I don’t think we’d need to worry…
That’s pretty funny…Kucinich’s ride found…perhaps Kerry once went on a secret mission with the CIA to Mars…