I have documents that show that John Kerry cannot have an orgasm unless he kills a dog.
OK, so the documents are fake, but they’re still true in spirit, right?
Exercises In Ratherian Logic, Part One
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I have documents that show that John Kerry cannot have an orgasm unless he kills a dog.
OK, so the documents are fake, but they’re still true in spirit, right?
Are you certain that your Kerry documents are fake? I contacted an expert over the phone who assures me that they are authentic, even though neither of us have seen them. And so what if this expert can only have an orgasm while listening to Rush Limbaugh on the radio… that shouldn’t have any bearing on the matter, right?