Doug Kern reconstructs A Christmas Carol with hilarious results. My favorite:
Richard Dawkins: Ghosts don’t exist. Scrooge does whatever he wants. Tiny Tim dies. Later, Scrooge dies. No one cares. The Christmas Carol meme lives on indefinitely.
Peter Singer: Same as Richard Dawkins, except that, seeing no reason to do otherwise, Scrooge eats Tiny Tim for Christmas dinner.
I especially liked the Ayn Rand and Jacques Chirac versions. 🙂