Han Shot First, Damnit!

George Lucas in an effort to make craploads of moneyplease his fans is re-re-re-releasing the original Star Wars trilogy on DVD – as in the versions that appeared in the theater back in the 1980s.

In order to make even more money please his fans, in another 2 years Lucas will re-re-re-re-release the Quantum Edition of Star Wars in which both Han and Greedo both shoot and don’t shoot first…

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