Shots Fired, Hilarity Ensues

Apparently gunshots were heard in the parking garage of the Rayburn House Office Building – and already the jokes are flying:

* Nothing to worry about, just Frist and Hastert shooting themselves in the foot again.

* Does anyone know where Dick Cheney is?

* ABC news is reporting that Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney, since she is in the Rayburn building today, is “in the mix” as a potential culprit.

The Capitol Police are thinking it was probably a false alarm, but if Denny Hastert shows up in crutches we’ll know what really happened…

UPDATE: Capitol Police think that the noise was probably an air hammer. Me, I’m guessing it was the ghost of one of the Founding Fathers pounding his head on the wall in despair…

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