A former member of the UK’s Ministry of Defense warns us that aliens could attack at any time.
For the record, the following things can now kill you at any time:
- Aliens
- Illegal Aliens
- Global Warming
- Nuclear Winter
- al-Qaeda
- Al Roker
- Fast Food
- Undercooked Food
- SUVs
- George Clooney’s Ego
- Republicans
- Democrats
- Asteroids
- Hemorrhoids
Thank you, and remember, if you’re not defecating yourself in constant fear, you’re not paying attention.
UPDATE: And let me add to that list KILLER JAPANESE ROBOTS WITH A TASTE FOR HUMAN FLESH!
That’s cute, but I’m waiting for the 20-foot tall version with Hellfire missile capability. You know there’s a team of engineers working on one at Toyota’s R&D facilities as I type this, right?
Power-armor suits that transform into motorcycles would be so much cooler. Thank you, Robotech.