It appears as though some of Osama’s personal bodyguards have been captured by American forces, which has led many to believe that this is a strong sign that Osama’s dead. There’s also rumors that Saad bin Laden, the 22-year-old son of Osama may be gaining power in al-Qaeda. (His brother Haappy was kicked out for being too damn annoying…)
Osama’s probably dead, but I still want to see his head mounted on a pike in the Capitol Mall soaked in pig fat and guarded by a Jewish lesbian guard. Then again, I’m a bastard that way.