N’Screwed

It looks like Lance Bass won’t be going into space after all. In his place will be a 150 pound cargo container. The container will also be subbing for Lance at the next N’Sync concert, as Russian space officials found that the sound of it being kicked down a flight of stairs was actually more musical than Bass’ singing.

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