Bin Laden Burns In Hell

Aimee Deep says that Osama bin Laden is dead.
So does The Mirror
. They both seem to be using the same report from a former al-Qaeda fighter who said that Osama bin Laden was killed when his cave in Tora Bora was bombed on December 10, 2001.

I think they’re right.

I think December 10 is going to be the day I open up a bottle of champagne and toast the fact that Osama bin Laden is now enjoying an eternity of suffering and pain at the hands of a very angry God. Personally, I think an eternity of living through the dying moments of every single person killed by al-Qaeda would be an appropriate punishment, but then again, I’ll just take comfort in the fact that the murderous bastard will never kill again…

One thought on “Bin Laden Burns In Hell

  1. That’s interesting. Of course, if I were Osama (I’m not, by the way), I would have faked my own death as a cover while I escaped to Africa. Of course, there are still some unanswered questions-

    1. This is just one soldier’s report, after all. Are any more al-Qaeda verifying this?

    2. What about Osama’s entourage? Where are his wives? His children? His teams of aides and guards? We’re not talking about one guy here, ya know- and if NONE of them have been found, that makes me a little suspicious. Surely one of them survived, if Osama was blown up? Or are they still with him, hiding somewhere we haven’t been looking in (such as the war-torn Islamic states of the southern former Soviet Union… or even Egypt, by now.)

    Just to make it short, I’m not trusting this rumor, and I wouldn’t pop the bubbly just yet. I’m afraid that Osama’s dance with Old Sammy ain’t done by a long shot.

    (Come to think of it, scratch Africa- if I were Osama, I’d be brushing up on my spanish and portuguese and shaving off my beard- considering how much the US likes to ignore South America, would we ever think of looking there? 🙂 )

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