A Strike That Could Cripple The Economy

The nation’s only unionized peep-show workers are on strike.

Workers at the nation’s only unionized peep show walked the picket line, arguing that a contract offer by management at the Lusty Lady is too skimpy.

Wearing pink T-shirts that read "Bad girls like good contracts," dancers banged on pots Monday and chanted, "Two, four, six, eight, pay me more to gyrate!"

You just can’t make stuff like that up…

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