More insanity from our "allies in the war on terror" are now banning Barbie from Saudi Arabia.
The Committee for the Propagation of Virtue and Prevention of Vice, as the religious police are officially known, lists the dolls on a section of its Web site devoted to items deemed offensive to the conservative Saudi interpretation of Islam.
"Jewish Barbie dolls, with their revealing clothes and shameful postures, accessories and tools are a symbol of decadence to the perverted West. Let us beware of her dangers and be careful," said a poster on the site.
The poster, plastered with pictures of Barbie in short dresses and tight pants, and with a few of her accessories, reads: "A strange request. A little girl asks her mother: Mother, I want jeans, a low-cut shirt, and a swimsuit like Barbie."
It appears too many Saudis are jacking off to 12-inch piece of plastic rather than blowing up Jews and Americans like they should.
So here’s my idea. We should get together and send some Barbie dolls to the Saudi Royal Family as a symbol of good will for the oppressed women of Saudi Arabia. A few hundred thousand should do. Better yet, we should fill a C-130 full of ’em in the sluttiest outfits we can find, holding a beer in one hand and a huge-ass Barbie dildo in the other. Make ’em talking Barbies that say things like "Make love, not jihad!", "Pork is tasty!" and "Blowing youself up is dumb! Let’s go shopping instead!" Let’s dump those babies all over Riyahd and give the Saudi Secret Police something to do other than beat women who show their ankles.
After all, the Saudis are our friends, and there’s nothing more friendly than giving some Saudi kids a few new toys…
Jay,
Your (very, very) late conversion to secularism is more than welcome, still a bit puzzling though…
The USA has been steadily, permanently supporting the most retarded régime of the World: a nouveau-riche, bloody-handed, cruel, woman-hating, greedy, uneducated tribe made up of brainwashed, superstitious, vulgar ignorants. Exactly what the primitive USA love to fray with…
It’s too late. Your Frankenstein creature may well seem somehow disgusting to you, now they’ve thrown planes on the WTC. But it’s your creature -no one else’s- & it’s here to stay. You’ve got to live with it. Good luck !
At least the 2 countries (USA + SA) have a common point: death penalty & deep-rooted vulgarity + idiocy.
Yes, why we continue to support France is well beyond me.
“Yes, why we continue to support France is well beyond me”
Support? To which extent? I’d be curious to know…
I think one should not mistaken between secularism and anti-religious feelings. You have the right not to believe in God, but sending “Pork is tasty” to muslims is…well, I know it’s a joke, but after Bush’s last two years, I rather double check it’s a joke when Americans expose their plans. Sometimes, they’re serious with their crazy projects…