More insanity from our "allies in the war on terror" are now banning Barbie from Saudi Arabia.
The Committee for the Propagation of Virtue and Prevention of Vice, as the religious police are officially known, lists the dolls on a section of its Web site devoted to items deemed offensive to the conservative Saudi interpretation of Islam.
"Jewish Barbie dolls, with their revealing clothes and shameful postures, accessories and tools are a symbol of decadence to the perverted West. Let us beware of her dangers and be careful," said a poster on the site.
The poster, plastered with pictures of Barbie in short dresses and tight pants, and with a few of her accessories, reads: "A strange request. A little girl asks her mother: Mother, I want jeans, a low-cut shirt, and a swimsuit like Barbie."
It appears too many Saudis are jacking off to 12-inch piece of plastic rather than blowing up Jews and Americans like they should.
So here’s my idea. We should get together and send some Barbie dolls to the Saudi Royal Family as a symbol of good will for the oppressed women of Saudi Arabia. A few hundred thousand should do. Better yet, we should fill a C-130 full of ’em in the sluttiest outfits we can find, holding a beer in one hand and a huge-ass Barbie dildo in the other. Make ’em talking Barbies that say things like "Make love, not jihad!", "Pork is tasty!" and "Blowing youself up is dumb! Let’s go shopping instead!" Let’s dump those babies all over Riyahd and give the Saudi Secret Police something to do other than beat women who show their ankles.
After all, the Saudis are our friends, and there’s nothing more friendly than giving some Saudi kids a few new toys…