A German man has been arrested for killing and eating a man he met on a website for cannibals. Yes, a website for cannibals. But then, it gets worse…
He said he believed there were about 800 “cannibals” in Germany.
I’d avoid eating the schnitzel that has a wedding ring around it.
Oh, but it gets weirder still…
Prosecutors are seeking a conviction of murder for “sexual satisfaction”, as cannibalism is not technically illegal under German law.
Ummm… yeah…
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to run to the store for some fava beans and a nice Chianti…
’til I clicked the link, I thought maybe it was a Nanowrimo project inadvertently pasted into the blog.
Oh, lordy, it’s not.
Gaack.
Timothy, Timothy, Joe was looking at you.
Timothy, Timothy…God, what did we do?
~today’s obscure song
And the worst part is what they found in the freezer: Ben & Jerry.
(OK, it’s an old Dahlmer joke, but how much cannibal humor is there to begin with?)