Did He Smother Them In Cream Sauce First?

A German man has been arrested for killing and eating a man he met on a website for cannibals. Yes, a website for cannibals. But then, it gets worse…

He said he believed there were about 800 “cannibals” in Germany.

I’d avoid eating the schnitzel that has a wedding ring around it.

Oh, but it gets weirder still…

Prosecutors are seeking a conviction of murder for “sexual satisfaction”, as cannibalism is not technically illegal under German law.

Ummm… yeah…

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to run to the store for some fava beans and a nice Chianti…

3 thoughts on “Did He Smother Them In Cream Sauce First?

  1. And the worst part is what they found in the freezer: Ben & Jerry.

    (OK, it’s an old Dahlmer joke, but how much cannibal humor is there to begin with?)

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