Zdrastveetsye tovarisch! You may have noticed some slight changes to the site. The explanation is simple. After years of being a conservative Republican I’ve had a conversion experience involving a fall down a flight of stairs, a running microwave, and a vat of airplane glue. I’ve now dedicated my life, and this site, in the pursuit of the New World Order of the Glorious Communist Revolution!
That’s right, throw off your false consciousness and the shackles of bourgeoisie and embrace revolution comrades! You have nothing to lose but your chains!
(For those of you wondering if I’ve gone completely insane, note what date it is…)