In the spirit of this interesting gadget as well as this ridiculous one, I’ve decided to come up with a new electronic gizmo of my own. This one will automatically turn every TV in a 300 foot radius on and tune it to Fox News.
Not for any particular reason, but just to be a contrarian.
That is so evil. I like it!
You make it. I’ll buy it…
Here is an idea: invent a little device that allows me to turn off all the cell phones around me. It is not so much the shouting into the phones or the semi-moronic dialogues that annoy me but the constant beeping and exchanging of stupid ringtones that drives me nuts. So make me a little remote thingy that I can point at those kids (and grown-ups) and just click them silent.
J.
Cell phone blockers already exist. The local public library uses this model. It works pretty good too.
Cell phone blockers already exist. The local public library uses this model.
I’m calling my broker and buying Reynolds stock. There will be a huge run on tinfoil as all those people who think their teevee is haunted by a right-wing ghost start twisting up new hats.
Ah… need to show this to my librarians; they will love me for that. However, having a hand-held device would be so much more gratifying: you look at the kid and then just shut him up.
J.