EXCLUSIVE: Padilla’s Al-Qaeda Cover Letter Found

Along with Jose Padilla’s “application form” for joining al-Qaeda, US forces have recently recovered Padilla’s cover letter for joining the terrorist organization in a cache of documents near Tora Bora, Afghanistan. The full text of the letter is below:

Abu Abdallah al-Mujahir
1200 East Death to Israel St., Cave #17
Waziristan, Pakistan

July 24, 2000

Abu al-Manajir
Al-Qaeda
Secret Cave Hideout
Tora Bora, Afghanistan

Dear Mr. Al-Manajir,

I am applying for the position of Dirty Bomber Specialist Trainee after seeing your advertisement in “Jihadi Weekly.”

Your terrorist organization is of interest to me due to its involvement in plotting against the evil Zionists and malevolent Crusaders who have destroyed Muslim lands and brought pain and suffering to the people. I also heard that al-Qaeda has an excellent health plan. I am excited to work in the field of mass murder and radiological weapons.

As an American citizen, I can easily pass through the Great Satan’s security systems. I speak fluent English and Spanish, and can blend in with the infidels while plotting their destruction. My work experience with the Zionist entity Taco Bell in 1993 taught me much about food-borne illnesses and working with hazardous materials. I am also familiar with Microsoft Office.

I would appreciate an interview with al-Qaeda, although understandably I won’t be opening any mail sent from you. I am available at any time in the next few weeks and can start plotting for jihad immediately.

Death to the infidel!

Abu Abdallah al-Mujahir

(Yes, I’ve been writing far too many of these this week…)

iPhone, Therefore iAm

So, I’ve been playing around with the iPhone for a few hours now, placed a few calls, and used pretty much every feature. How is it after all that?

It still rocks. It’s not perfect, but it’s better than any other smartphone out there.

The call quality kicks my old HTC Windows Mobile phone’s ass – it’s quite clear and the reception seems solid. The browsing experience is second to none. The mobile version of Safari displays pages almost flawlessly, and the way in which the iPhone handles multiple windows is pretty ingenious. Over a Wi-Fi connection, the speech of the browser isn’t quite as fast as a desktop, but it’s good enough. The display quality is excellent, and the high pixel density (166 pixels/inch) makes reading text much, much, much easier than with any other smartphone I’ve used.

The interface is a joy. Multitouch just works – the way in which the scrolling responds to a flick of a finger is completely natural. Even though the iPhone uses a totally new interface convention, it’s completely intuitive. The keyboard has gotten some knocks, but once you adapt to it, you find that it’s quite accurate. It seems like the faster you type, the more accurate it becomes. Using it with either one hand or both is fairly easy. Is it capable of writing lengthy blog posts? Well, that would be tricky, but it’s certainly possible, and seems easier than with a conventional smartphone keyboard with physical keys.

The display is incredible. The surface of the iPhone tends to get smudges all over it, but they’re invisible when the display is active. To my surprise, the default brightness isn’t even close to the highest setting either. The display must have some powerful backlighting. The display shows video in shockingly high clarity for such a small screen — even though it’s only a 480×320 screen it seems to have excellent resolution. The video player automatically adjusts the image to fit the screen — this can be disabled by a virtual button press. Battlestar Galactica looked great on the iPhone’s clear display, and even the visually complex space scenes displayed clearly. There was no ghosting or artifacting at all – the motion was crisp and clear.

So, what are the flaws of the iPhone? The flaws aren’t in the hardware, but the software. Which means that the next software revision can easily make the iPhone truly great.

First is the lack of cut/copy/paste. It makes blogging on the iPhone nearly impossible. Getting that to work with the iPhone’s UI would be difficult, but not impossible. In my mind, that’s the biggest flaw of the iPhone in terms of using it as a mobile blogging station. Highlighting text shouldn’t be that big of a problem — already the phone seems to magnify the area under your finger under certain circumstances, and that seems like it would be accurate enough to select text on a web page or in an email. Adding clipboard operations, even if slightly cumbersome, would make the iPhone an ideal mobile blogging platform.

The next gripe is the speed of the AT&T EDGE network — EDGE is slow. It may be efficient for battery life, but it’s still slow. The best way to make it speedier? It would be nice to have a setting in Safari to automatically disable images while on EDGE – that way you wouldn’t be waiting on all that data and pages could pop up much faster. When you’re on EDGE, it’s nice to have the full browsing experience, but it isn’t essential. A just-the-basics mode for mobile travel would be nice.

There are some apps that would be nice to have — such as a Todo application that syncs with Mail, Flash support for the mobile Safari (I needs me badgers), and support for Google Docs (unfortunately, Google Docs doesn’t work on the iPhone, which was a bit of a letdown. No doubt Google and Apple are working on that one). None of those are crucial to the iPhone’s success, but they’d definitely be nice.

My other big pet peeve, and the one thing I miss about Windows Mobile — I want the iPhone to have a home screen that shows my calendar events for the day without having to do anything else with the phone. Yes, you can program alarms, but that’s a workaround. The Home Screen is visually simple and has that spare Apple beauty, but a smartphone needs more info to be available without having to touch anything. That’s the only part of Windows Mobile I miss.

Finally, it would be nice be able to upload photos to sites like Flickr or be able to place images on your blog. The iPhone’s filesystem isn’t visible, but it shouldn’t be difficult to make it so that a file input lets you select an image from the image catalog.

Is the iPhone worth the steep price tag? If you want (or need) a smartphone, the iPhone makes sense. A plain old Windows Mobile phone can be a couple hundred dollars, and when you figure the cost of the smartphone aspect of the iPhone with the iPod aspect, the price of the iPhone isn’t extravagant. The iPhone offers a lot of functionality that’s incredibly convenient to have, as well as being the coolest iPod to date. Yes, it sucks being tied to one network (which will only last as long as the exclusivity deal with AT&T does), but that’s the nature of the rather dysfunctional American cellular market. Apple has already made working with activation infinitely easier than before, which has now set the bar for the rest of the industry. The cost of the iPhone data plan is perfectly reasonable for providing you with unlimited data and a decent number of cellular minutes and text messages.

All in all, the iPhone was a hefty purchase, but it is worth the cost. It’s a pain to break out the laptop all the time when you just want to check IMDB for the name of that one actress who was in that one movie that completely escapes your mind. It’s nice to be able to get directions to the closest pizza joint while waiting in line at the drug store. And since the iPod has already become a fixture in just about everyone’s lives, it’s hardly necessary to sell anyone on having a library of thousands of songs available anywhere.

The iPhone isn’t perfect, but it’s worth the considerable hype. It may not be something that causes you to drop your current cellular provider right away, but if your contract is up in the next few months, it’s worth considering making the switch. Apple has a reputation for making great devices that work naturally — and the iPhone is the Mac of cellular phones. That’s what Apple needed it to be, and it that’s why it will be a resounding success for them.

UPDATE: I should mention, I have had the machine hang on me once. A quick hard reset fixed the problem, but like any just-released piece of software, there are a few bugs around. It’s not enough to be really concerning, but it does indicate that Apple will likely be pushing out some software updates in the next few months which may add new features as well as bug fixes.

I also forgot to mention the Visual Voicemail feature — that is a godsend. No more going through all your voice messages to get to the one you want, just select it and listen. It’s why the iPhone requires a separate data plan, but it’s one of those features that you wish every cellphone had.

In Line

Yes, I’m insane.

I’m currently in line for the iPhone, with about 5 and a half hours to go before actually buying on. Word is that James Lileks will be showing up here this afternoon.

So far, I’d estimate about 60-70 people are in line in front of the Apple Store, which proves that there’s no shortage of nerds like me with far too much time on our hands.

Then again, I have my Criminal Procedure book with me, which means that I’m actually getting something done. However, the next time I decide to wait in line for some big gadget, I’m definitely bringing a chair…

UPDATE: Here’s a view of the line, taken a few moments ago:
iPhone Line - June 29, 2007

Technolusting In My Heart

I’ve decided to get an iPhone.

Not only that, but I’m planning on getting one on opening day.

I’m that nuts.

The big question has been what kind of data plan the iPhone requires. I currently pay $39.99 for my 450 voice minutes (with rollover) and another $19.99 for unlimited data for my smartphone. (And believe me, having Google Maps makes that bill well worth it. I’d quite literally be lost without it.) I’d maybe consider paying more for an iPhone, but much more would be a dealbreaker.

And thankfully, the plans for the iPhone are exactly the same as what I’m getting now. I’ve been happy with Cingular’s service so far. I do get some dropped calls, but only rarely. The billing has always been straightforward, and the rollover is nice for those of us who almost never use more than a couple of hundred minutes a month. Paying $20/month for unlimited data really isn’t bad – yes, AT&T’s EDGE network is slow, but for reading the news and getting email, it’s just fine.

Apple could have made the iPhone prohibitively expensive, but the plans released for it are quite reasonable. AT&T could have burned the people who would get an iPhone even if they had to pay through the nose (or some other orifice) for one. Instead, they have a set of plans and an activation system that’s groundbreakingly easy.

I used to think Apple was a dumb company that made ugly computers and would be out of business before the turn of the millennium. Now I’m a bloody Apple fanboy with a MacBook, and iMac, three iPods of varying size, and soon will have an iPhone. Apple knows how to create an experience and make products that people want to buy.

Of course, that means that I’m going to have to get one now. Damn you Apple and AT&T!

Now Windows Users Can Go On Safari

Apple has just the Safari web browser for Windows as a beta download. They advertise it as being much faster than IE or Firefox, and after tooling around with it for a little bit, they seem to be right. Safari has been my browser of choice in OS X for a while now, and if the Windows version is as good, I may end up using it on Windows as well.

This maybe Apple’s way of giving Microsoft a healthy kick in the balls — imagine if every iTunes download comes with Safari and puts Safari as the default web browser in Windows, migrating all the user’s bookmarks and passwords in the process. That would have a major effect on IE’s marketshare, and quite possibly put Safari in the position of being the #2 (or even #1) web browser out there. If only they’d done something like that when I was in the web business my life would have been so much easier.

Apple keeps pushing the envelope more and more, and they’re reaching a point where devlopers just can’t marginalize Apple technologies any more. If the WebKit engine becomes the HTML rendering engine on the Windows, Mac, and iPhone platforms Apple will have taken a critical market for development and given Microsoft a real run for their money in the process. As someone who’s been an Apple fanboy for a while now, that’s exciting — and even Windows users will reap the benefits from having more choices and having Microsoft suddenly have to compete in the browser business. From either perspective, this new tech race is going to make the web browser business a lot more interesting…

(And yes, this post was written in Safari for Windows…)

Well, It Would Be Better Than What They Have Now

Iowahawk decides that if the Star-Tribune is going to waste talent on beat reporting, why not go all the way? The thought of Hunter S. Thompson covering a Little League T-Ball game is funny enough — and the results are even more hilarious. A sample:

When we finally got to Wayzata we made our way to the baseball complex, built in ’76 by the crewcut fascists of the local American Legion to dull the pain of the Vietnam horror. The parking lot was crammed with every manner of minivan – Caravans, Voyagers, Windstars, Siennas, the bloated metal three-row-seating carcasses of a filthy cul-de-sac world driven half insane by rot, hate, and juice box schedules.

That’s when the mushrooms kicked in.

Thank $DEITY It’s Friday

Blogging will be light for a bit, while I recover from my 1L year and engage in the joys of law review write-on. There’s nothing more enjoyable than spending one’s summer afternoons curled up with a good book — unless that good book is the Chicago Manual of Style.

On the good side, I’m planning on doing the traditional summer redesign of the site. I’m hoping to scale back and simplify things a bit – this design has its advantages, but since I’m moving more towards long-form essays than dashed off links, it makes sense to have a structure that fits that form better. That, and it gives me an excuse to play around with Photoshop and a text editor again. If there are any particularly nice looking sites, or good-looking WordPress templates you’ve notice, leave a comment here or drop me a line and I’ll take a look at them.

And since it’s Friday, it’s time for YouTube and an open thread. For those of you who are Star Trek fans and also fans of all things Turkish, this will cure both. From the mincing Captain Kirk to the cheesy effects that happen to be cheesier than the original, this has to be seen to believed. Sure, I have no idea what the hell anyone is saying, but I’m not sure that it matters: