Laurence Simon has become a Hero of the Revolution by being the first to purchase an “Annoy France” coffee mug from the evil capitalists at Cafe Press! I will be rolling out some new products for that store soon and launching it officially – however, once the capitalist apparatus of the state has withered away everyone will get one according to their needs. (Except for the kulaks, enemies of the Revolution, and anyone who isn’t a member of the nomenklatura of course…)
By the way, it took 18 days for it to arrive. But when it did, I had butterscotch pudding out of it.
Delicious!